Hello. We may not be friends, but seeing as how we are riding this great big ball of blue on the same trip, we might as well be friendly. and freindlies introduce themselves.. my name is jon.

 

the-listening:

metalhearted:

today is the oldest you’ve ever been
and the youngest you’ll ever be again

let that sink in

image

[phone rings]

prank caller: Is your refrigerator running?

me: *looks over at fridge holding a lighter up to a spoon*

me: frankly i don't know what he's doing anymore

Anonymous asked
Can I see your face?

good thing you sent this twice (or two anons asked the same thing?) cuz its not tagged/me. I just checked. Its tagged/selfie

Anonymous asked
Can I see your face?

I think I have a tagged/me… I suppose I could post more selfies than I do…

hookbillkoopa:

instability-report:

hookbillkoopa:

'All pop music today is bad. I only listen to classics like the Beatles'

A surefire way to let me know you are boring as hell

' 'All pop music today is bad. I only listen to classics like the Beatles.'

A surefire way to let me know you are boring as hell’

A surefire way to let me know you listen to bad music.

Nicki Minaj’s verse in Monster was better than the entire discography of The Beatles

captcreate:

Now available: The Forever Alone Mug

ok fine cute. whatever. until you grab it and it grabs you back

captcreate:

Now available: The Forever Alone Mug

ok fine cute. whatever. until you grab it and it grabs you back

(Source: studiosnacks)

metalgearchar:

cryptofwrestling:

Stardust - The Super Wizard!

Forget curing cancer or solving world hunger, let’s judo chop some dudes heads off!

metalgearchar:

cryptofwrestling:

Stardust - The Super Wizard!

Forget curing cancer or solving world hunger, let’s judo chop some dudes heads off!


taddle:

kvothe-kingkiller:

deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala:

allonsy-sherlock:

popetwitter:

kaalashnikov:

squeakykins:

yzma:

putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy

wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(

who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck

who the fuck does

i the fuck do

what the fuck man

fuck you

This is how civil wars are started