Hello. We may not be friends, but seeing as how we are riding this great big ball of blue on the same trip, we might as well be friendly. and freindlies introduce themselves.. my name is jon.
prank caller: Is your refrigerator running?
me: *looks over at fridge holding a lighter up to a spoon*
me: frankly i don't know what he's doing anymore
good thing you sent this twice (or two anons asked the same thing?) cuz its not tagged/me. I just checked. Its tagged/selfie
I think I have a tagged/me… I suppose I could post more selfies than I do…
'All pop music today is bad. I only listen to classics like the Beatles'
A surefire way to let me know you are boring as hell
' 'All pop music today is bad. I only listen to classics like the Beatles.'
A surefire way to let me know you are boring as hell’
A surefire way to let me know you listen to bad music.
Nicki Minaj’s verse in Monster was better than the entire discography of The Beatles
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
This is how civil wars are started