Hello. We may not be friends, but seeing as how we are riding this great big ball of blue on the same trip, we might as well be friendly. and freindlies introduce themselves.. my name is jon.

 

lackyannie:

kohthefacedealer:

il-tenore-regina:

pallet-town-julie-brown:

yoncehaunted:

*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*

I A M  F U C K I N G S C R E A M I N G 

OH MY FUCKING GOD O H M Y F U C K I N G G O D

I HAD TO GO BACK AND RE-READ IT I HAD TO

daimonfurby:

Tired of unpacking boxes? Just wrap everything in a fireproof blanket and set the box a blaze when unpacking.

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker


anyone notice the contact name?

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

anyone notice the contact name?

lubricates:

beyoncevevo:

edsock:

marchingjaybird:

davidmarquez:

Australia’s Stay in School Campaign ain’t f’ing around.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I AM ACTUALLY CRYING

i need an hour or two to recover after watching this

STAY IN SCHOOL STAY IN SCHOOL STAY IN SCHOOL STAY IN SCHOOL

jesus christ

this was on tv? What the fuck is Australia

100% of people will read this and say “crisp” out loud

100% of people will read this and say “crisp” out loud

terumiafuro:

terumiafuro:

i never posted this did i. well heres a picture of me writing pokemon au fanfiction in class

500+ fucking notes. this is incredible, will this be my legacy on these here tumblr dot coms

terumiafuro:

terumiafuro:

i never posted this did i. well heres a picture of me writing pokemon au fanfiction in class

500+ fucking notes. this is incredible, will this be my legacy on these here tumblr dot coms

Anonymous asked
So like do you not drink water lol

anti-h2o:

That’s like asking “oh, so you don’t shoot yourself?” look, I respect my body and I take care of it. I would never subject my system to the hazards of di-hydrogen oxide and neither should you. Even if you have consumed water before it is never to soon to stop. The withdrawls may be difficult but it is all for the better

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

image

this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

(Source: teenytomlin)