Hello. We may not be friends, but seeing as how we are riding this great big ball of blue on the same trip, we might as well be friendly. and freindlies introduce themselves.. my name is jon.

 

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

freshprinceofthefayz:

fangpants:

best part is that it’s even scarier when they lift the cup and nothing is there and they think it got out

i think you need a nap satan

hyp-hens:

miskeena:

u evr stay up at night thinking bout how capitalism is ruining your life

no time to think about that, gotta go to sleep, i’ve got work in the morning

(Source: qawiya)

thornicating:

thornicating:

my family usually eats bagged cereals (you know, the off brand kinds that taste like deceit) and today my mother came home with 15+ boxes of sugared name-brand cereal, dumped them into my arms, and said “i can’t eat lies anymore, caroline.” 

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untilyourbreathingst0ps:

pearls:

pearls:

i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

(Source: gingerbreadlou)

spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

spacebabenumber-25:

my-potato-has-47-assholes:

you have lOST YOUR PHOTOSHOP PRIVILEGES

I have become so immune that it took me a few minutes to figure out what is wrong with it

(Source: iwrestletacos)