Hello. We may not be friends, but seeing as how we are riding this great big ball of blue on the same trip, we might as well be friendly. and freindlies introduce themselves.. my name is jon.
If there isn’t a “sexy nun” costume called the “bad habit” then someone is clearly missing the ball
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.